Dirty Duck

December, 1981

I'd like an IBM computer, a nuclear reactor, seventeen guided missiles and a Naugahyde binder for my enemies listWeevil, remind Santa to give that kid a Rubber Sheet.NextHo-Ho-Ho...and what do you want for Christmas?!Ma!Hyperactive child, isn't he?Now, now, behave yourself or Santa will send you to SiberiaI think I'm Losing my touch...eeyow!Put the next one on this knee, would you, please?Yes, Mr. DuckA set of ben-wa balls, peppermint body lotion, an anatomically correct "Baby Billy" d...