Playboy After Hours

December, 1981

Real-life MemoThe following is an actual telephone message left for one of our editors. The phone call was from his son and the note read in its entirety: "The cat is staying after all, but you should still pick up the chain saw."•This from the Phoenix, Arizona, New Times Weekly classified section: "Female to share beautiful new husband and wife ... own bath and entrance." Presumably for quick cleanups and quick getaways.The Brooklyn TriangleBelieving in romantic clichés can...