Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1981
To a Diet FaddistYour winter's fare was vegetables, As many as you please. By spring, you'd switched to dieting On herbal tea and cheese. Your June guru permitted you To slather jam on crepes, As long as you'd subsist next day On only seedless grapes. Throughout the year, you've bent our ear With boring diet chats; But, strange to say, this Christmas Day, Your friends still call you Fats.To America's Auto MakersYour sinking feeling never ends, But Rolls on, giving you the Benz. Had we the Fiat t...
