Lovers' Quarrel

January, 1982

Happy New Year, bastard. Don't call me a bastard, you tramp.Tramp? you should live so long, Phony. How many guys did you make it with tonight, pushover?Oh, ten or fifteen. What've you been doing-flirting with Gary? God, are you ever Neurotic.You'd make anybody Neurotic, you Huster. Gotta hustle to keep up with you, status seekerDon't get much status being seen with you, con man. Baby, if I'm a con man, you're a--Cool it. Here comes your wife. Later.

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