Moonshine Mcjugs

January, 1982

Clap Mc-Jugs! Yo' Clan is Gittin' A Pack O'Buckshot from Santy Claus!Yo'McBuns is Hairy Varmints!Hol' on, All O' You!Barf an' Newt an' Crotch McBuns! shame on you! this here's Th' season O'Peace an' brotherhood!come in an' have a sip O'Cider by Th' tree.Dangit! Barf An' Crotch Kin come in, but newt--he don't wear no pants. even in winter!bad enough we gotta look at a McBun, let alone at McBun hose!Husha, Flem! it's Th' time O'Mellowin' 'Mungst Mountain Folk. 'sides, Newt's got a mighty handsome...