Playboy After Hours

January, 1982

Happy to see me?After San Francisco police broke up a scuffle in a Tenderloin District saloon, they ordered the participants to line up. Searching for weapons, one cop noticed a large bulge in a young man's pants. Figuring it had to be a gun, he gave the protuberance a hard squeeze. The young man fell to the floor, screaming, "You've broken it!"The cops were horrified, and also more than a little amused, when they found out the man had recently received a 19-centimeter anti-impotence i...