Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1982

Definitely, there's something to be said for marrying a girl with a serious smoking problem," stated the antitobacco crusader. "By limiting my recent bride's indulgence to a cigarette after we've made love, I feel I've achieved real progress.""How much progress?" he was asked."This much progress," he smiled. "I've got her down to about a pack a week!"Besides, madam, I can arrange easy credit terms," pushed the door-to-door major-appliance salesma...