The Playboy Advisor

January, 1982

In a recent Advisor letter, someone wanted to know the difference between a natural and a theatrical female orgasm. The honest female orgasm consists of three to 15 rhythmic contractions of the outer third of the vagina at .8-second intervals. Unless those contractions occur, you can dismiss her moaning, groaning, kicking, clawing, begging for mercy and screaming filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics. The male orgasm is also at .8-second intervals. Small world. Having a probl...