Playboy After Hours

February, 1982

Pie In The SkyAn Army explosives ordnance disposal expert at Fort Ord, California, says Australian farmers, plagued by the problem of fertilizing their sparse pastures, feed their cattle a photosensitive chemical. After a cowflop flops, the sun causes the chemical in the manure to explode, shooting fragments of cow patty over a wide area.All of which means that although the possibility of being caught in a mine field of meadow muffins is only ludicrously frightening, the idea of all the bullshit...