Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1982

This amusing guy I hit it off with in a singles bar referred to his male organ as a swizzle stick," the girl reported to her confidante, "so I played along by calling my female parts a loving cup.""Tell me---what happened?""Before the night was over, I'd become stir crazy."Maybe you've heard about the apprentice massage-parlor girl who quit her job because she was tired of playing second diddle.Have you discovered a cure for my persistent erection?" the wo...