We Wuz Robbed!
February, 1982
Andy Kaufman was in trouble. The self-proclaimed Intergender Wrestling Champion of the World had been flipped, jackknifed, half-nelsoned, arm-barred, leg-dropped and mauled steadily for the past ten minutes, and now the Challenger, Playmate Susan Smith, was positioned atop his limp body, her knees grinding into his shoulders. Red-faced and drooling, his shirt ripped and bloodstained, Kaufman just lay there like a corpse, exhausted, beaten, ready to (text continued on page 130) throw in the towel...
