Dirty Duck

March, 1982

Yes, indeed, weevil . . . a Turkish Bath is the perfect place to get your Taffy Pulled.It's all based on the theory that people are like their Pores: turn on enough heat and they Open Up!Hey, Hey!We've been sitting here an awfully long time . . . I wonder if it's Ladies' Night yet.Hm! methinks I vaguely discern a Female in the distance!I can't see a thing, Mr. Duck!Wow!And I thought it couldn't get any hotter in here!Hiya, toots! how zabout comin' over to my place for some steamed clams?Yech!Pla...