Fast Tracks
March, 1982
A Real Shaggy-Bird Story: You may have heard that the Man in Black, Johnny Cash, keeps a flock of ostriches in the back yard of his Nashville home. Well, one of those alleged pets went on a rampage and kicked out the jams--Johnny's jams, that is--and fractured three of the singer's ribs. We think the bird should get a black belt in karate and go on the road as a bodyguard. Then, If some drunk got really rowdy, the bird could drop-kick him into the next county.Relling and Rocking: The Stones pick...
