Rita Rake The Maltese Vibrator

March, 1982

Are you Rita Rake?My friends call me Rita.You can call me Rake.Mith Rake, I'll get sthraight to the point. I athume you've heard of the Malteeth Vibrator?Who Hadn't? AC/DC and 12 Inches long, it had been the object of pursuit across three continents.I have Reathon to Believe it ith here in california. I could make it very worth your while if you would find it for me.His story smelled like a day-old mackerel, but there was something about him . . . . I think it was his garter belt.The Malteeth Vi...

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