The Kinky Report
March, 1982
Look at that jeans commercial! I think it's shameful to use 14-year-old girls as sex symbols!I had sex with a 14-year-old onceBert! My god, man!You?! you actually had sex with a 14-year-old girl?Well yeah . . . But--Jesus, Bert! That's sick, reprehensible and downright illegal! I am Shocked at you!Well, Jeez, Al . . . What did I know? I was only 12, myself!