Moonshine Mc Jugs

April, 1982

Sheeeeit! she's A-Busted down! we's gonna miss th' Demolition Derby!Thet engine ain't been th' Same since sump done banged th' Front end inta Dil McBun's Cow!Tha's A Dang Lie! Thet Heifer Don' banged inta me!Ain't thet Right, paw?Waal, we wuz A-Drinkin' White Lightnin'-- same's Now! so Ah Don' Reeally Recall.Moon, you settle it!She didn't see nothin'.She were in th' Back seat gittin' her own front end Banged!Hol' ever'thin'! she's outa gas!They ain't no gaz station fer Miles.Feed th' critter som...