Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1982

You said you were a Libra on the cusp of Scorpio," the girl told the fellow, surveying him with a smile as they left a bar for his apartment, "but right now you look more like a Taurus with penis rising."The bad news about California's Med-fly problem is, unfortunately, that when the last of the little buggers is exterminated, some 10,000,000 relatives will wing it from the Mediterranean for the funeral.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines orgy directions as balling bearings.For some...