Give 'Em An Inch...

May, 1982

Why can't I Score with Women? I DunnoIt's not Like I Haven't Tried. I Bought All-New Designer Clothes to Improve my Image, But Nothing Changed!I Read all the Books: "Dress to Excess" and "How to Score with Women on $20 a day." Nothing Happened.Alex, Maybe Your Problem is You're Too in Tense. You Try Too Hard, you Scare Women' Away.I am not Intense!Maybe If I Grew a beard....