Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1982

This guy was hard on my heels last night," the girl related to her friend."You mean he kept following you and trying to pick you up?""Oh, that happened, all right--but then, when we went to a motel, he turned out to be a foot fetishist!"I haven't been in bed with a woman for such a long time," confided the man, "that I may be a little rusty.""That's just great!" was the reply from under the sheet. "You'll wake up in the morning with a satisf...