Mookshine Mcjugs

July, 1982

This here's a nood figger shot O' Flem An' Moonshine by Th' Outhouse.Yo' Sho is a good pitcher taker, sump.He's sendin' it to th' Mountain Noodist Magazine.Flem's gonna have th' mos' Famous Pork In Th' McJugs Clan!Yo' Daft! They Whites Out Hose In Them Magazines.Where You Been, Grampy? They's got magazines whut shows Ever'thin'!They's even got Movies Thet shows All manner O' Noodity An' even Poontangin'!Th' Mil-Lennium's done arrived!Le's take Grampy down to th' Bijou At Hawg Corners.Yo' Cain't...