Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 1982
Why on earth do you refer to your boyfriend by that odd nickname Contempt," the girl was asked, "when you two are supposed to have such an ideal relationship?""That's precisely why I call him that," she replied with a knowing smile. "It's because I'm so often beneath Contempt."And then there was the well-juiced tavern regular who went on and on about freeing the Seagram's Seven.I had a date last night with a fascinating guy," reported the stenographer. &qu...
