A Cartoonist Is Coming

August, 1982

Hands Off, Bitch! That's A Man's hair spray!Not That Pig!You Joan of Arl?Gron in Accordance with your inner directives, ass hole!Ship's rats all in order, sirYou A unicorn? Yeah!You A Virgin?Yeah!Speak not to him, for god hath rendered him tasteless!...And actually, you see, organized religion has always been a prime target of satire.I go for a man in a Thick Suit!Wait! I have one last question! do any of you fellows fox trot?Why, Yes, I do!Out of the way, you swine! a Cartoonist is coming!

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