Moonshine Mc Jugs

September, 1982

Hear Thet Music Waftin' This A Way From Behind Th' compost Heap, Mizz Moonshine?Ain't It Romantical?Thet's Th' Orneryest Sound AH Ever Done Heard.Shame On Yo', Moon. He's A Virtuoso In Settin'a Mood.Barf Mcbuns, Yo' Go Tell Thet Tuba Player T' Quit Th' Blarin'!'Sides, Ah Wuz Already Inta A Passionate Mood.•Hoooeee! Ah'll Be Back Di-Reckly!Vamoose, Lem. Yo' Playin' Is Now Spoilin' MAH Tappin' Plans!Whar's M' Five Bucks, Barf Mcbuns?Lookee Here, Lem. Ah Had T' Settle Fer A Tuba Recital, When Whut...