The Book Of Creation

September, 1982

Chapter OneIn The Beginning, God created dates.2 And the date was Monday, July 4, 4004 B.C.3 And God said, ''Let there be Light''; and there was Light.And when there was Light, God saw the date, that it was an Monday, and He got down to work; for, verily, He had an Big Job to do.4 And God made pottery shards and Silurian mollusks and Pre-Cambrian limestone strata; and flints and Jurassic mastodon tusks and Pithecanthropus ereclus skulls and Cretaceous Placentalia made He; and those cave painting...