Saturday Nite Jive

October, 1982

You folks cater to aqua enthusiasts?You heard of th' love boat?...These walls house a flotilla!...Destroyer class!We're featuring a sex-can-be-clean enema special this week...Sounds right up my alley!31 flavors!Wherever you want it, sport.Say hello to Naom! Fleet, R.N., your personal angel of mercy.Nurse Naom! Has irrigated many of our fair city's more esteemed backsides.Lessee... I could use a pick-me-up.Let's try a steaming pot of mocha java.Bottoms up!Aarrgghh!Too hot?No!...Too sweet!

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