Betsy's Buddies

December, 1982

Hello, Betsy? Do you have a minute? I've got to talk to you.Can I call you back Barney?I'm so depressed and lonely. I--I love you. I can't go on like this-Stop!Don't stop me, Betsy. I think of you all the time. I think of how things could be.Now, Barney, you know I'm going with Joey, so you can't talk like that.I want to be with you--to touch you. I want to do things I can't even talk about.What do you want to do?Undress you.Undress me? How?Slowly, gently. I'd unbutton your shirt and hold your b...