Dirty Duck

December, 1982

This is fornicators' forum. Telephone us now at 800-6969 and get it off your chest... or get it on your chest; I don't care!Is this Dr. Duck?It ain't Sigmund Freud! What's yer beef?!I've got this growth between my legs that gets larger and larger every time I think of Loni Anderson! What should I do?!Cut it off; It might be malignant! Next call!I'm a neo-nazi in love with a hollywood starlet, and if she doesn't marry me, I'm going to buy a gun and kill the president-waddya say to that?!!There's...