Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1982
To Sylvester StalloneYour VIth sense told you Rocky IIIWas what should next be done.Your guess was right; the figures showIt may top II and I.Though you're in VIIth heaven now.Has it occurred to youThat typecast actors soon createTheir own catch-XXII?To a Star of the N.F.L.September, playing in the rain.You won while high on pure cocaine;And when October came to pass.You floated through on mellow grass.November, too, brought victory.(You hit new peaks on PCP.)But though you've had a super fall.Y...
