The Perfect Man

December, 1982

The Perfect Man--for any woman--is the man who loves her constantly; fucks her frequently, passionately and well; adores and admires her; is at once reliable and exciting; Adonis on earth and father figure from heaven; a beautiful son, a steady daddy; a wild-eyed, Bacchic lover and a calm, sober (but still funny) friend. Can you find all those attributes in one man? Not bloody likely! And if you find them, will they endure for all the various passages of your life? Still less likely.Given this p...

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