Moonshine Mcjugs

January, 1983

Uncle Zit! sho' is nice o' the folks down th' county jail t' let yo' out in time fer christmas!Maw's visitin' an' the men-folk is over the cat-house at hawg corners.Glory! guess it's been a spell since yo' seed any action like thet!Yo' musta been in th' slammer over ten year.Ah wuz jus' a tad when you wuz busted.Ah gratefully recalls how yo' saved me when ah fell offa th' mule.Ah still got th' teeny scar, see?An' the time thet bullfrawg done jumped inta mah blouse!Ah wuz all a-shiver, but yo' ju...