The Tales Of Baron Von Furstinbed

January, 1983

Come on, Fardle, there's an empty bedroom upstairs where we can bring in the new year/My new year's resolution was to enjoy as many men as possible this year.... Oooh!What was yours?Me? ... Oh, I think resolutions should make one's life healthier, so....So my resolution is to only make it with women whose husbands can't run worth a damn! Makes for a happier year.

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