Dirty Duck

March, 1983

Oh, Boy! My Record-And-Tape Club Sent My First Selection of the Month!I Can Play it on My Walkman While I Do the Housework! A Henh!Click Flutter is It Rolling? Yeah. That'll be $50, Honey.Sure are a Lot of Mirrors in This Place! Now, Give Me Your Dick.MM! You Have a Nice One, Mister!Schlord! Schloop! Schlop!Schlip! Schlup! Schlep!Hold Still, I'm Gonna Suck You All Up!Mmm. Good!Gasp! I'm Gonna Come!Aaah!Listening To Lawrence Welk Again, Eh?

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