Forum Follies

April, 1983

I would like to announce an invention of such staggering magnitude that I am the only possible winner of the next Noble Piece Prize. It is for the crotch, that very sensitive area of virility, and for the maintenance thereof. This invention will be of the greatest interest to your male readers, your female readers and that vast gray area in between. Yes, I have found the way to keep on keeping on.My invention will completely replace men's underwear and athleticwear, which have been doing untold...