Neon Vincent's Massage Parlor

April, 1983

How 'bout coming back to my place for a Nightcap?You'd tell me if you had anything I could catch, right?Of course! But you're looking at me like you don't believe me.What I'm looking at is that sore on your upper lip.That's just a regular cold sore. Trust me!I'd like to. But I'm paranoid about catching herpes.Look even if I had it--which I don't--it's not like leprosy.You're awfully defensive about the subject.What do you want? A note from my doctor?No. A simple lie-detector test will do.I don't...

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