Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1983

You mean you want twenty dollars for this artificial vagina?" reacted the sex-shop customer. "Why, it's nothing more than a few cents' worth of latex and a few dollars' worth of vibrator!""Let's just say," shrugged the pleasure peddler, "that the hole can be greater than the sum of its parts."The Religious Appendix to our Unabashed Dictionary defines Calvinism as the worship of designer jeans.No, Harvey, no!" exclaimed the woman when her husband made a Sat...