Sex News

April, 1983

We always wondered what happened to those Sociology MajorsAs the music industry falls on hard times, its casual operations are being streamlined. Take, for example, groupies. According to several of our associates who hang around stage doors, among other culturally enlightened venues, the once-haphazard (some say slipshod) groupie selection process is now an organized, while not markedly dignified, matriculation procedure that, our sources say, was first implemented during the Jefferson Starship...