Dirty Duck

May, 1983

C'mon, mack, make up yer mind. This ain't a library!Look if you need help, just ask. I used to be a journalism major!Besides, yer smearin, the ink!Hm, let's see. You look like a typically repressed middlebrow with fetishistic tendencies.May be you'd like this foreign fashion magazine chock -- full of not-so-subliminal sado masochism.How about this new york job-lots of Jewish-American princesses photographed through petroleum jelly.For closet queens, we have the pseudo showbiz model. Plenty of bu...