Bernard And Huey # 4

July, 1983

So Hoey, you played around a lot when you were married?Hey, all the time man.Didn't your-wife mind?Yeah, she didn't go for it.So what did you-do?Hey, I just told her, "Men aren't Monogamous/"She says, "Hey, Neither are women." So I thought about it and told her I'd stop.Oh, you Stopped!I lied, man. You have to lie to feminists.It's the only way to protect the home.

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