Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1983

Let's go topside now," suggested the wealthy yachtsman after an intensive bout of lovemaking in the cabin."Anything you want, commodore," purred the callgirl, "but first, I'd really like to get some air."Sure, Pedrito, you were awarded the bull's ears, tail, horns and hooves in the arena today," the matador's wife shrilled at him, "but next time, ask the judges for the part you could really use!"I became pregnant and had to have an abortion," the clie...