Bernard And Huey

August, 1983

Hey dig Bernard. Making out like a Bandit!Maxine this is my old friend, Huey.You never made out in the old days. What's his secret, sugar?Bernard's my type.Tell me about it. What type?Woody Allen.Woody Allen?I'm not like Woody Allen!You're just as cute.Wrong! It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie!See? Couldn't you just eat him alive?Why do they keep saying that about me ... I remind them of Woody Allen?So I remind them of Sylvester Stallone. Whatever works, baby, go fór it!

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