Bernard And Huey

September, 1983

I worry about herpes.It's affecting my performance.I now check for cold sores before kissing a girl.I never drink from the same glass.I neck more and do less than anytime since high school.What do you do about herpes, huey?Bernard, I'm 45 years old. I've screwed maybe 10,000 chicks in my lifetime. I caught the clap at least 6 times. I knocked up 25 chicks, paid for 14 abortions and tuition for 11 kids who don't even know I'm their father.And you want me to worry about herpes?Fuck it.

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