How To Start A Romance
September, 1983
Scientific polls have shown that nobody knows how to date anymore. We used to. In the Fifties, the man took the woman to dinner and the movies and kissed her good night. In the Sixties, the man invited the woman to smoke some dynamite shit and spent the night with her. In the Seventies, the woman took the man to a consciousness-awareness seminar and promised to call him the following week.But here we are in the Eighties, baffled. Nobody knows who is supposed to ask whom what. And yet most of us...
