Reg'lar Rabbit

September, 1983

Mr. Michaels, I'd like you to represent me in a lawsuit for palimony.How old are you, young lady?Eighteen. I was only sixteen when we met. He was much older and very worldly.You were underage? That could be useful in court.I was Naïve. I believed his lies. I thought he'd take care of me. I'm so ashamed.Don't worry. I think we may have a nice little case here. I think we can take the old bastard for all he's worth.Now, did he make any commitments to you? Any promises?He gave me his fraternity pin...