Bernard And Huey
December, 1983
My chicks are back with their husbands for the holidays.The bars are empty of dental technicians. . .Paralegals. . .Christmas is tough enough if you're a family man. . .Bank tellers. . .And kindergarten teachers.My ex is sending me Christmas cards threatening suicide.My kids are after me to move back in.The hookers are home with their families.But for a forty-six-year-old lover, it really sucks.