Philip Garner's Better Loving Catalog
December, 1983
You know, today's advanced technology staggers the imagination. And yet, one essential area of human activity has been conspicuously left out of the onslaught of automation . . . Sex. How can that be? My theory is that most inventors are prudish introverts and feel ill at ease dealing with this altogether normal life function. I, personally, harbor no such inhibitions and, to prove it, have created the following suite of erotic appliances, such as KWIK-LIK, the pacifier at left, designed for the...