Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1983

As she delightedly unwrapped each Christmas present, the grateful mistress insisted on expressing her appreciation to her generous lover with a quickie. ''Darling,'' the man panted after the fourth, ''couldn't we consider a deferred-payment plan?''Now, look here, Miss Patterson,'' the resident manager said to the provocative-looking new tenant, ''about that take-a-number device you've gone and mounted on your apartment door. . . .''Someday, yours may be the hand that rocks the cradle,'' the youn...