Saturday Nite Jive

December, 1983

The whole family is so pleased you could come home to Hicksville for the holidays, RickyMy name is Richard, Mom.You still a left-wing pinko, Boy?'Fraid not, grandpa these days, I'm a stockbroker.Give your uncle Rick a big hug and kiss, Jenny. Poor uncle Rick doesn't have any children...that we know of, anyway!Say, Ricky--I hear the Beatles split up!That's right, uncle Ted. Boy nothing slips past you, does it?You having turkey, son? I thought you didn't eat meat like us carnivores.Knock it off da...