Bernard And Huey

January, 1984

I envy you, Bernard.You envy me?Like in the old days, chicks didn't dig nice guys, they dug Apes.So I was an Ape. I made out. You didn't.But today's chicks want to talk. They want me to listen. They want an orgasm,All that time-consuming relationship shit.It's like you were born for today's women and I'm a misfit.So far me to make out, I got to pretend to be like you, Bernard.You poor guy.The humiliation is almost more than I can bear.

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