Holistic Harrp

January, 1984

All customers get a free Christmas goose.Bernice, always dreaming of a white Christmas, has been dashing through the snow, nasal extremities first ...Providing prodigious stamina for an elfin fantasy we call "The Nutcracker."No one escapes the yuletide hospitality of Neon Vincent's massage parlor.So if Christmas isn't your holiday ...Our own Mitzi Lipstain's Hanukkah Bush is decoratively festooned with spangles and trimmed atop with mistletoe.If you've been a bad boy this year ...Roxan...