Moonshine Mcjugs

January, 1984

Yo' Folks'll kindly 'scuse me, 'cause Barf Mc Buns done tol' me t' open this present in mah bedroom!Moon's opened it ...she's a pullin' th' inflatin' tab!Hoooeeee! Thet Rubber Critter 'll git moon so hot I'll be celebratin' Christmas Eve A-Bangin' thet sweet patch!Why! ... Yo' sho' is a Han' some rascal!An' even Newt Mc Buns ain't hung so Gen' Rous!Hot Damn! ah's gonna git fixed t' open th' winder, pop in an' hop on!Ah, do believes ah'll jus' roll around a mite W' Yo', han' some stranger!Hoooeee...